October 12th to November 1st

10/12/07

“I’m on a roll here. I haven’t made a mistake yet.”

Fitz: “I’m just too good.”
Megan: “You’re just too good?”
Fitz: “I’m just too good…”

“Negatives are no good. They’re just too negative.”

“The points are, OH, radicals… way too radical.

“I did my little switchy thing there.”

Fitz: “What a messy little thing this is.”
Megan: “It comes out clean”
Fitz: “I bet it does.”

Fitz: “Good guy.” (Pats his own back)
Megan: “You’re full of it today.”
Fitz: “Yeah, I know.”

“Because I said so.” (Responding to mathematical question)

“I dunoo ah… uh… ahuh… I didn’t know it was due.”

“The other laggards I have to chase down…”

“People will come in and be angry with me for their ignorance… which bothers me…”

10/12/07 (Pre-AP Calc.)

“You guys call it incest, we like to call it line breeding”

“…and I said, ‘what’s an alpaca?’”

“No, you can’t teach them tricks.”

“Llamas are good guard animals.”

“Llamas will chase off any critter.”

“The alpacas are like little lawnmowers.”

“You try do something and he wets his pants.”

“Everyone is scared of porcupines.”


10/15/07

“…and I have to go help freshman decide what to do with their lives.” (Rolls eyes)

“Okay, put your heads down…”

Fitz: “Megan’s leaving, she’s disgusted.”
Megan: “Do you need me to stay?”
Fitz: “No.”

Fitz: “Here is the $64,000 question.”
Megan: “$64,000?”
Fitz: “$64,000,000.”

Dan: “Just drill this home a little further.”
Fitz: “Yeah.”

“It is so cool. It is the coolest thing in the world.”

“Yeah, but there’s chain rule. Chain, chain, chain.”

“’COSH is easy, but SINH? SIGNAH?”

10/16/07

“Alrighhttt…”

“Clickety-click.”

“I love this book, but the only thing I don’t like is that they leave the exponential stuff for later.”

“’e’ is wonderful.”

“You don’t like ‘e’?”

“The thing about high school math is that you have to paint with a broad brush.”

“Play in traffic… ahaha…”

“Go play in traffic, Laura.”

10/18/07

Laura: “Did you miss us yesterday?”
Fitz: “Terribly, I cried all the time.”

“Okay, now I feel really bad.”

“And I’m really going to fry your brains so fire will shoot out.”

“And then maybe your parents would go to jail… of course, that could be a good thing.”

10/19/07

“Alright girls, get out of here and go to the bathroom.”

“The bridesmaids had wonderful knee-high silk dresses… with boots.”

“My shoes are squeakin. It bothers me.”

“Every once and a while they throw a little zinger on.”

“One over two, times that beastie.”

“If I’m going to confuse you that much, I’m going to do it in a simpler way.”

“Okay, Aretha.”

Kristen: “I quit.”
Fitz: “No, you can’t quit.”

“C’mon Joe, play the guitar.”

10/22/07

“I’m doing this right off the cuff.”

10/24/07

“What, you can’t do these? You’re having trouble with them?”

“Eh eh eh… thirty-five…”

“This beastie…”

“Hm, hm, hm, hmm…”

“Oh, I was sweating bullets over it, but it was easy.”

“Big, sweat… nodules.”

“Have you heard about the new super virus?”

“Wash your hands.”

“Yippee! Kayee. Kayee.”

“Rumors spread exponentially. News spreads exponentially.”

10/25/07

“I’m sorry if the exclamation mark means I’m shouting!”

“You have to know what you’re doing… I don’t want to make people feel bad…”

“Oh, this is so fun!”

“No, you can’t do cold, hard cash.”

Megan: “You love using that word in this class.”
Fitz: “Enigmatic.”

“Hey, this is what life’s all about- changing stuff.”

“Roll of the dice.”

10/26/07

“Hemi… spherical… reservoir.”

“Over the shoulder.”

10/29/07

“I did it very quickly, but you would get there eventually.”

“I’ll throw out all the red markers, I don’t mind.”

10/30/07

“Another moving shadow, only the shadow moves.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Hoo-hah, what fun!”

10/31/07

“Not everything is extreme.”

“Where is x and what is y?”

“Positive values hold water.”

11/1/07

Fitz: “Oh, hello Nick.”
Nick: “What’s the formula for the area of a circle?”
Fitz: “Oh, I’m sorry, it’s ∏r2.”

Fitz: “Are you just rolling around in the hall?”
Nick: “I basically am.”

“Cupping like this, cupping like that.”